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March 7th, 2008. One year clean.
What did I do to celebrate? Slept all day.
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| Every Girl Ever |
[08 Feb 2008|12:59am] |
Knock knock
Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you were drunk. Come on in.
Let's start off with the unavoidable tour of my incredibly typical post-college-girl apartment.
You'll notice that I went ahead and purchased everything that Ikea and Pier 1 have ever produced. There's my decorative birdcage over there even though I don't have a bird, and there's my gay wicker basket with bamboo poles in it. I don't know what the hell that's thing's all about, but I bought it.
Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn't it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I fucking love candles!
Come on into the living room.
Oh, I see you met my cat there. That's "Freddy Paws Jr." Why don't you pet him and act like you like cats even though you hate cats? There you go. Oh, he took a little swing at your eye there huh? Yeah, he'll do that. Hey, let's check out the kitchen.
Hey look at my refrigerator. There are pictures all over it! Look at all these pictures of me and my equally vacuous friends from college! We were so crazy! You can tell we're really good friends because our faces are all pressed up against each other like that.
And check it out, we're holding up alcoholic beverages to the camera in every single picture. That's to prove that we were partying. College was so fun! But of course I don't talk to any of these girls anymore because now they're all bitches.
Let's go back into the hallway!
Hey, before we leave I'm going to go in the bathroom for ten minutes for some mysterious reason. Why don't you sit awkwardly in my big, stupid, round papizan chair over there while you wait for me. It's like you're sitting in a hug! Be right back...
Sorry that took a half an hour, I don't know what the hell I was doing in there. Let's go!
Wow! Thanks for opening my car door for me! I'm totally going to blow that meaningless gesture out of proportion and delude myself into thinking that you're a really good guy because that's what I want to believe.
Well, here we are at the restaurant. No thanks waiter, I don't need to see a menu, just bring me some expensive things. Hey I know, while we wait, I'll tell you all about my unspeakably boring job. I hate my boss. He's a jerk! I might get another job. Maybe something in pharmaceutical sales.
Now let's talk about my family. I love my family. I want you to love my family. I want my family to love you. I want you to make love to my family! I want you to go golfing with my semi-retarded brother Travis. That would be so God damned cute!
Wow! I can't believe I ordered all this food! I have no intention of eating any of it. No thanks waiter, we don't need a box. Just throw it out.
Hey, I've got an idea, let's go to a bar and have an after dinner drink! It'll be great, it will be just like how we're drinking here, only it will be louder and we'll have to stand up. Come on!
See, isn't this better? Oh hey, what a coincidence. Look over there! It's a group of my friends that I knew was going to be here. Let's go over there so that they can judge you!
Hey, I have to go to the bathroom for a half an hour again for some reason. You can stay here and talk to my unbelievably hideous friend Christine! Christine's so ugly she scares kids! Talk to her! She has a job and a family that she wants to talk to you about too. Be right back.
I'm back! Sorry I was gone for three hours, there was a line. I want to go home now.
Well here we are at my door again. This was really fun for me and not you. You should pretend like we're going to do it again sometime! Maybe I'll see you at Target a few months from now and we can avoid eye contact because you never called me. Here, have this awkward goodnight kiss that's as empty as my soul. Good night!
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[06 Aug 2007|04:47pm] |
I got a job as a barista. How cliche, right? Anyway, I work constantly and it will help with my current lack of stability.
I'm going to school in the fall. I'm pretty sure I'm going to work toward getting my certification to be a preschool teacher. HOORAY!
Anyone looking for a place to live in Olympia? We have a room open, it's about 360 at the most for rent and utilities and Olympia is dope. Seriously, anyone interested let me know.
Later bitches.
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[21 Jul 2007|08:35pm] |
I can do this. I don't have to go back to how I was and I won't.
I might start playing soccer in the fall again.
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[08 Jul 2007|09:18pm] |
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Sooo...I just found out my roommates are junkies. We just signed a 7 month lease with them. They don't know I know and frankly, I don't know what the fuck to do. Zack says he had no idea but he doesn't seem to care because he's "comfortable with where he is". Well, I'm not, and I think he should care for that reason. He's treating me like I'm over-reacting. They're fucking liars, they just called me to pick them up from downtown where they were picking some dope up, and they know mine and Zack's past but refuse to respect it. Fuck them.
What the hell is there to do now?
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[09 Jun 2007|03:19am] |
Sorry to all of those who rely on livejournal as the only way to get updates on what's going on with me... I didn't move to California as my last entry said. I live in Olympia with Zack. We have the cutest apartment and I'm so happy with him. Even after being apart for 6 months we still love each other as much as before. He's amazing and I couldn't see myself being happy with anyone else.
Anyway, I miss all y'all but I got a new phone a couple days ago so I lost all of my fucking numbers. Please send me them so I can get a hold of you dirty whores.
Rock and Roll bitches.
Sleazy E
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[16 Feb 2007|09:19pm] |
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So, I'm moving to California with my boy, Tom, the first week of March. If anyone wants to chill, let me know. I don't work anymore so I'm free anytime.
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[25 Nov 2006|05:44pm] |
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Last night was...fucking awesome. Minus the fact that I now have huge holes in the carpet upstairs. Plus, I'm not even hungover. RADICAL!
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[23 Nov 2006|03:30am] |
I I have a crush and it's cute.
bought a hookah.
It's like a week long party at my house right now.
Rock n roll.
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[18 Nov 2006|01:27am] |
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Baby, I'm an anarchist- Against Me! |
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So, I gave Dre all the stereotypical tattoos I could think of...with a Sharpie.
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[03 Nov 2006|02:34am] |
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And today is 40 days with no H. Rock n roll.
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[03 Nov 2006|02:32am] |
Saw the Deftones tonight. Overwhelming.
Oh, and my heart is caving in upon itself.
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[27 Oct 2006|05:11pm] |
I would put up a picture of my new tattoo, but you people don't know how to acknowledge posts. Example: the last three posts I've made. I even made then interesting with pictures!
How dare you.
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[26 Oct 2006|03:20pm] |
I was tired of seeing the god damn election signs, so I came up with an idea. These were all over Covington and parts of Kent.
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[25 Oct 2006|03:42pm] |
Done with acrylics on 14x18 canvas.
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[17 Oct 2006|03:25pm] |
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Last night was amazing. Full of spray paint, drugs, and bad movies, I would consider it an excellent way to spend my time.
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[16 Oct 2006|09:41pm] |
My Halloween costume is complete. Completely amazing.
But I have nothing planned for Halloween yet. Which is fucking ridiculous.
I made a new friend. He's neat.
I'm painting Mason's room today. And my mom said I could tag our shed if it was cool.
I'm moving to Portland by February.
Rock!
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